使用方法：
1.首先打开http://translate.google.com/?hl=zh-cn#zh-CN|en| ,或者打开http://translate.google.com/，翻译选项选择“中文→英文”。
2.把下边的文字一段段复制进翻译文本框内，每次复制2到4行，不可以太多。
3.点击文本框旁边的喇叭图标

http://translate.google.com/
中文→英文，点朗读
http://translate.google.com/?js=y&prev=_t&hl=zh-CN&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&text=&file=&sl=en&tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|
整理自天涯个网友回帖
http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/funinfo/1/1796933.shtml

-=春哥系列=-
原始版
choon ger choon yermern.
teshue zhen ahanze.
rinmin hao sheuundee.
foojeen hao erze.
修正版1
choon ger choon yeahrmer.
teayeshue zen hands.
reng min hao showndee.
foocheein hao erdz.
oh yes
修正版2
troon ger troon yeahrmer.
teahshee jen honze.
yen min hao shoomdy.
foocheen hao erze.
得永生
shin ch'un ger , ther yung shong.
春哥小弟版
zung geu choon yeah mun  teah shue shu thai lung
加长版
chwen ger chwen yeahrmer.
Taie shoea Jan hands.
↓
rengming hao sheuun dee.
foo'ch'ing hao erze.
↓
trun shun nun jan rin.
bee shun nun zo ma.
↓
zsun qiou suri da shi.
jvi hor kai peing gai.
↓
yeer eaiv shee nue chan bou dow.
jvi hob bye dran ser yo hong.

-=粗口系列=-
吹NB
tree new bee
MLGB
wo chao ni ma le ger b
NMGB
wo chao ni ma gebee
NMGB连读版
Knee Mug Bee!Knee Mug Bee!Knee MugKnee MugKnee Mug Bee
NMGB加强版
wo chao ni ma gebee,chao ni ma gebee,ni ma gebee,ma gebee,gebee,bee
大SB
knee men dow shi da sha bee
CNM
wo ai tsao nee ma,wo jew shi ai tsao nee ma

-=和谐系列=-
AV
by doo nergn so suo dow a vee, google hen her sheer
欧美AV
oh-yes,oh-yes.come on.come on baby.fux me.fux my asshole.
日本AV
e...e....e.. e..e..e die e die e die e die e die e die ya  ya  ya map ya map de....ki mo..qi
想要版
yon lee chao wall. can jeiiba can. wall shamian how young. wall how jee kerr. wall how shang yao
主人版
zhwu ren... wall schee nee der nu lee. nee shang zenn me gan wall dow schien. wall how schiia djian
这个无奈了……
ji ba ta ma  de how young ah

-=论坛系列=-
打酱油
wo shi lie da jam you der
LZNB
Low jewel tell new bee low!!!!
LZ没有小JJ
low jew moon yell shall gg
LX没有小JJ

xuxu mjj版

ni  moon yell shall gg
你木有小jj
wo   u da GG,dance ni mo u
我有大jj,但是你木有
low shit moon yoo shall gee gee
可怜的楼主
ker liane de low jew
LZSB
lan zhou show bing
是寂寞
ger cho de boo shir yan shir ji mor
不要迷恋姐
bu yao mi lian gier ,gier lang ni tu shie
不要迷恋哥
bu yao me leian g'er, g'er gee shee g'e chan shuo
贾君鹏
Jia jwun peng ni mama hang ni hwui jia tschee fan
自白书
wo bu shi wu mao ,wo bu shi wan tere.wo shi xiang wan zi you d yi ger ren.
很傻很天真
hen sha hen tian zhen
你们太有才了
ger man, gier man, near man tye yo ciai la~
818
da jud yi qi lai ba yi ba
内牛满面
nar yee keer, wo, nay new man mian

舒克和贝塔
shuke shuke shuke shuke shuke kaifeiji di shuke,
beta beta beta beta beta beta kaitanke di beta
挥刀自宫
u ling shen gong,bee shen zi gong
还珠格格大明湖
wong shang, ni hi ji de da ming who peng de shane yu her ma
春暖花开
war you ee sor farm zie,mian cho dar high,chunnong hrra cai
葡萄皮
chee put out buu tue putout pee,buu chee put out doll too putout pee
恭喜发财
kunm she far chai,home ball nalr lie
肥料掺了金坷垃
fei loud chan low jane kla,e dai neng ding liang dai sa
馒头哲学
fundemental, yuandemental, dardemental, shalldemental... tarmen doeschir, mental...
斯巴达
wo jengle rern doe sparta  lo
捷克斯洛伐克
jack~slow fuck~
雷劈
mo trongbi,trongbi zao lei pee
芙蓉姐姐
wo ai foo roo jagjag
小白兔
shall by too dull doll by too jack won,
dolphin long can Jim shall by too low,
↓
shall by too when dull low, doll car low,
dolphin long doll Ham Eason,
more power!
万恶淫为首
while in well show !!!
棒
Bond, James Bond.
上帝
Song deer
葵花点穴手
quee hua dean shill show
爱吃泡菜
gao li bahng ji c  mi da, ai chee pao chai c  mi da